The good people from Sony sent us over the Red Band trailer for their future release of Lake Placid 3! If you’re like me, there’s only one thing you love as much as Brucesploitation and Jawsploitation, and that is gigantic killer Crocs! It’s a genre that has seen its good and its bad, but these movies are almost universally entertaining. So, for you “when mother nature bites back” movie buffs out there I am sure this will be a “can’t miss!”. Check out the trailer and press release!
The monster crocodiles return in a frightening new installment of the successful horror franchise when the unrated Lake Placid 3 debuts on DVD October 26 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Colin Ferguson (TV’s “Eureka”), Yancy Butler (Kickass), Kacey Barnfield (Resident Evil: Afterlife), and Michael Ironside (Terminator Salvation) star in the latest incarnation of the campy, blood-thirsty horror series. Fans will eat up the steamy, sexy and gory Lake Placid 3 when it arrives on DVD, boasting unrated, unreleased scenes suitable only for adult audiences.
Get ready for a living, feeding nightmare when a swarm of gigantic crocodiles terrorizes a secluded country lake. When local wildlife is brutally mauled and campers are reduced to carcasses, biologist Nathan Bickerman (Colin Ferguson) knows a voracious predator is on the loose. So does a feisty female hunting guide (Yancy Butler) out for her next trophy. As the body count rises, the local sheriff tries to keep things quiet and keep the tourists coming. But when the horrifying, hulking truth emerges, can anyone stop these cold blooded killers before they claim their next victim? Lake Placid 3 is pulse pounding, adrenaline pumping, pure horror film fun.
Lake Placid 3 has a running time of 93 minutes and is unrated. The film contains graphic violence and full frontal nudity.
Graphic violence and full frontal nudity? That sounds like a Varied Celluloid movie! After some editing and playing around, I was able to get the Quicktime video embedded! Enjoy!
Prof. Aglaophotis is back with another piece of nazisploitation for all of us to enjoy! The man knows how to pick his obscure titles, that is for sure! A sexy look at the third reich, Red Nights… looks to be one of the more boring pieces of erotica you could possibly dig into and Aggy has a good time taking us through it step by step!
The Plot: It’s 1941 and Rudolf Hess makes his flight to England in surrender. The head of Hess’ staff, Colonel Werner von Uhland, is sentenced to death by the Gestapo. However, the Gestapo has another plan for him: It turns out there’s more traitors among the Third Reich and they’re all connected to each other under the name of The Intelligentsia. Col. von Uhland’s head decides to give him a chance to redeem himself by having him befriend the conspirators, arrange a brothel to invite the traitors in to use all their sexual weaknesses against them and expose their traitorous ways.
I have been writing this review for a good week or so, off and on. Sion Sono’s four hour opus is a film that deserves as much thought as one could possibly muster and I’m sure I don’t do it service. Such an epic film deserves an epic review, and I do my best to try and deliver!
The Plot: Yu Honda (Takahiro Nishijima) is a young man born into a Christian family in the very Buddhist society of Japan. His mother dies while he is still young, but before she passes on she gives him a statue of the virgin Mary and insists that he some day find his own Maria. After the death of his mother, his father is left in a state of confusion and turns to the priesthood. He dedicates his life to god, but after a few years confusion once again enters his life as a mysterious woman shows up at his church crying. She slowly starts to seduce the priest and the two begin living with one another behind the church’s back. Everything seems to be going well for this new family unit, but when it becomes apparent that their relationship is going to remain hidden, the woman leaves and Yu’s father is once again alone. Bitterness begins to take over his life as his sermon’s take on a dark tone and his interest in the well-being of others is diminished. He starts turning to Yu for him to confess all of his sins on a daily basis, but Yu is a kind teen and doesn’t commit any terrible sins but his father refuses to believe this. In fact, Yu doesn’t even lust after women. He has never even had an erection at this point in his life and he believes the only girl who will ever do that for him is his Maria. Now, as Yu can’t seem to fool his father during their confessions, he decides he will have to commit as many sins as he possibly can. He teams up with some local punks and begins his mission to find the worst sins he can. This leads him to being trained in the ways of upskirt photography! His father, who has shown disinterest in everything up until this point finally shows some anger towards his son – which is better than the emptiness he had been showing. At the same time that this is happening, the priest’s former mistress has moved on and found another man who has a daughter named Yoko Ozawa (Hikari Mitsushima) who is obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Although she quickly loses interest in this new man, her new “daughter” of sorts becomes very attached to her and vice versa. The two leave and head back to Yu’s father and unknown to Yu Honda, the young Jesus loving Kurt Cobain freak may just be his very own Maria!
The good people at Magnolia and those behind Monsters forwarded this information to me, and thusly I forward it to you! A behind the scenes featurette for the film has been posted over at IGN’s media section and this one is looking more solid by the hour. Give it a look and scroll down our news page here to read more about this particular feature!
I know I’m a little late on this one, but I need to get back to updating any of my Varied Celluloid readers that you can actually LISTEN to me ramble on about movies too! That’s right, you can hear the Southern Spectacular in all his glory on every episode of the VCinema podcast! In our latest episode we have covered the South Korean action title The City of Violence! Jon, Rufus and I had a good time with this episode as we took on Inception, Tae-Kwon Do, Snake Wine and A Serbian Film! Give it a listen and see just what we boys have been up to!
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