Welcome to the reviews database! Reviews are categorized in alphabetical order. Films written by guest reviewers are noted in the title. Not all film reviews will have galleries within them. However, on all newer reviews I will do my best to include them!
The rating scale is a small one, from 0-5. However, I’ll break it down for those unable to piece it together. You can click on the rating to get a look at the films by rating, be careful, some movies may be missing since this is a work in progress currently.
Rating 0: Crap – Pretty much the worst of the worst. Reserved only for films with no redeeming qualities.
Rating 1: Pretty Bad – Almost as bad as crap, only this flick might have a decent gore shot or at least SOMETHING worth mentioning.
Rating 2: About Average – Not the worst, but not anything worth getting excited about. Still on the negative, but pretty much moderate.
Rating 3: Above Average – Decent but not worth raving about to the whole world. Rent it first for sure.
Rating 4: Very Good – Recommended for sure, better than most and a very worthy add to any genre!
Rating 5: Amazing! – Absolutely fantastic bit of cinema, and a must see by all accounts! The very top of the line and now the highest possible praise we can give to a film here at Varied Celluloid!










1
- 18 Fatal Strikes
- 1990: The Bronx Warriors
3
- 3 Evil Masters
4
- 42nd Street Forever: The Blu-ray Edition
9
- 9 Souls
A
- Alien Opponent
- Alien Space Avenger
- Amazonia: The Catherine Miles Story
- Amer
- Anatomy
(By Scarface)    
- Angel Force
- Angel Guts: High School Co-Ed
- Angel Guts: Red Classroom
- Angel Guts: Red Dizzyness
- Antropohagus
- Armour of God
- As Tears Go By
- Assassin's Blade, The
- Assassins, The
- Assault on Precint 13
(By Rat Faced Killa)    
- Assault! Jack the Ripper
- At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
- Attack the Gasstation
- Attack!!
- Audition
- Autopsy
- Avenging Eagle, The
- Avenging Quartet, The
- Axe
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
B
- Back to 1942
- Bad Biology
- Bad Bunch, The
- Bandidos
- Bangkok Revenge
- Barge and Its Wind, A
- Basket Case
- Basket Case II
- Basket Case III
- Bay of Blood
- Beast Cops
- Beast of the Yellow Night
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Beast With A Gun
- Bedevilled
- Beetlejuice
- Beneath the Veneer of a Murder
- Berdella
- Better Tomorrow (2010), A
- Better Tomorrow II, A
- Better Tomorrow, A
- Beyond Outrage
- Beyond the Darkness
- Beyond, The
- Bichunmoo
- Big Bird Cage, The
- Big Boss of Shanghai, The
- Big Brother Cheng
- Big Gundown, The
- Big Racket, The
- Bird People in China
- Bird With the Crystal Plumage, The
- Bittersweet Life, A
- Black Caesar
- Black Cat, The
- Black Sabbath
- Black Shampoo
- Black Tight Killers
- Blackenstein
- Blade in the Dark, A
- Blastfighter
- Blind Beast
- Blood and Bones
- Blood Brothers
- Blood Curse
- Blood of Rebirth, The
- Bloodfight
- Bloody Brotherhood
- Bloody Fists, The
- Blue Spring
- Blue Velvet
- Bodyguard, The
- Bohachi Bushido: Code of the Forgotten Eight
- Boiling Point
- Book of Heroes, A
- Born Invincible
- Brain Damage
- Brainscan
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
(By Ian Rummage)    
- Brood, The
- Brother of Darkness
- Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave
- Bruce Lee's Fists of Vengeance
- Bubba Ho-Tep
(By TheSwampFox)    
- Bucktown
- Buddhist Fist, The
- Bullet Ballet
- Burning Moon, The
C
- Caller, The
- Camille 2000
- Candy Stripe Nurses
- Cannibal
- Cannibal Campout
- Cannibal Ferox
- Cannibal Terror
- Cannibals
- Capone
- Case of the Scorpion's Tail, The
- Castle Freak
- Cat in the Brain, A
- Cat O' Nine Tails, The
- Cemetery Man
- Chaos
- China Dolls
- Chinese Connection II
- Chinese Super Ninjas
- Chocolate
- Choke
- Christmas Evil
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Chungking Express
- Chungking Express
(By Sebastian Hasselbeck)
- Church, The
(By - Prof. Aglaophotis)
- City of Lost Souls
- City of the Living Dead
- City on Fire
(By Bullet)
- Cleopatra Wong
- Cloistered Nun: Runa's Confession
- Cold Eyes of Fear
- Cold Prey II
- Color Me Blood Red
- Come and See
- Companeros
- Conjuring, The
- Contamination
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Corpse Mania
- Cosmos 2000: War of the Planets
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Crazies, The
- Creature From the Black Lagoon, The
- Crime Story
- Criminal Woman: Killing Melody
- Criminally Insane
- Criminally Insane 2
- Crippled Avengers
- Crippled Masters
- Cruel Jaws
- Crying Freeman
- Cujo
(Written By Scarface)
- Cure
(by OpressedWriter)
- Cut Throats Nine
D
- Damnation Alley
- Dangerous Liaisons
- Dark Water
- Das Komabrutale Duell
- Dead Calm
(By Belle Alabaster)
- Dead Next Door, The
- Dead or Alive I: Hanzaisha
- Dead or Alive II: Tobosha
- Dead or Alive III: Final
- Dead Snow
- Deadball
- Deadbeat At Dawn
(by RatFacedKilla)
- Deadly Broken Sword, The
- Deadly Duo, The
- Deadly Kick, The
- Deadly Outlaw Rekka
(By Il_Buono)
- Deadly Spawn, The
- Deadly Spawn, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Death Race 2000
- Death Weekend
- Debauchery
- Deep Red
- Delinquent Girl Boss: Blossoming Night Dreams
- Delinquent Girl Boss: Worthless to Confess
- Delirium
- Demon, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Demons
- Detroit 9000
(By Sebastian Hasselbeck)
- Devil Hunter
- Devil Hunters
- Devilfish
- Devonsville Terror, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Diamond Ninja Force
- Diary of a Serial Killer
- Dinner With A Vampire
- Dirty Harry
- Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
- Disco Godfather
- Django
- Django and Sartana Are Coming... It's the End!
- Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
- Django Strikes Again
- Dolemite
- Don't Answer the Phone
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Don't Go In The House
- Don't Look in the Basement
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Don't Open Till Christmas
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Doomsday Book
- Door Into Silence
- Dr. Lamb
- Dracula
- Dracula A.D. 1972
- Dracula Has Risen From the Grave
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Dracula's Daughter
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Dragon Lee Vs. The Five Brothers
- Dragon Lives Again
- Dreaming the Reality
- Dressed to Kill
- Driller Killer
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Drug War
- Drunken Monkey
- Drunken Wutang
- Duel to the Death
- Dunwich Horror, The
- Dynamite Brothers, The
E
- Eat My Dust
- Eight Diagram Pole Fighter
- Election
- Electric Dragon 80,000 V.
- Entrails of a Beautiful Woman
(By TheSwampFox)
- Eros School: Feels So Good
- Erotic Diary of an Office Lady
- Executioner, The
- Executioners From Shaolin
- Exhibitionists, The
- Exorcist III, The
- Expiration
- Exterminator, The
- Eyeball
F
- Fairy in a Cage
- Familiar
- Feast
- Female Demon Ohyaku
- Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
- Female Prisoner: Caged!
- Female Teacher: Dirty Afternoon
- Fight For Your Life
- Fighting Life
- Fighting Madam
- Fist of Legend
- Fist of the North Star
- Fists of Bruce Lee
- Fists of the White Lotus
- Five Deadly Venoms
- Five For Hell
- Five Shaolin Masters
- Flag of Iron
- Flash Point
- Forbidden World
- Four, The
- Foxy Brown
- Frankenhooker
- Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks
- Freak Out
- Friday the 13th
- Friday the 13th Part II
- Friday the 13th Part IV
- Friday the 13th Part V
- Friday the 13th Part VI
- Friday the 13ths Part III
- Friend
Review contributed by Kid Caffeine.
- Frontière(s)
- Full Alert
- Full Contact
- Full Metal Yakuza
- Fulltime Killer
G
- Galaxy of Terror
- Gamera: The Giant Monster
- Gen-X Cops
- General Education
- Georgia Peaches
- Gestapo's Last Orgy, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Get Mean
- Ghosts of Sodom, The
- Girl Boss Blues: Queen Bee's Counterattack
- Girl Boss Guerilla
- Girls From China, The
- Girls Rebel Force of Competitive Swimmers, The
- Gleaming the Cube
- God of Gamblers: Returns
- Godmonster of Indian Flats
- Gomorrah
- Gonin
- Good, The Bad and The Weird, The
- Goodbye Bruce Lee
- Goodbye Uncle Tom
- Grand Theft Auto
- Grave Encounters
- Great Magician, The
- Great Texas Dynamite Chase, The
- Grotesque
- Gruesome Twosome, The
- Guard From the Underground, The
- Guillotines, The
H
- Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice
- Hard Boiled
- Hatchet For the Honeymoon
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Haunting at the Beacon
- Heat After Dark
- Heaven and Hell
- Hell of the Living Dead
- Hell Ride
- Helldriver
- Heroes of the East
- High Kick Girl!
- Hillside Stranglings, The
- Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
- Honest Man: The Life of R. Budd Dwyer
- Horror Rises From the Tomb
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Hot, the Cool and the Vicious, The
- House by the Cemetery
- House of 1000 Corpses
- House of Clocks
- House of Traps
- House on the Edge of the Park
- Howling, The
(By Scarface)
- Humanoids From the Deep
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
I
- I Am Bruce Lee
- I Drink Your Blood
- I Live in Fear
- I Love it From Behind!
- I Saw the Devil
- Iceman Cometh, The
- Ichi the Killer
- If You Meet Sartana Pray For Your Death
- Il Boss
- Ilsa - Tigress of Siberia
- Ilsa, The Wicked Warden
- Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
- Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS
- In the Line of Duty
- In the Line of Duty 2 (Yes, Madam)
I (continued)
- In the Line of Duty 3
- In Their Skin
- Incredible Kung Fu Mission
- Inglorious Bastards
- Innkeepers, The
- Inside
- Invisible Target
- Ip Man
- Ip Man: The Final Fight
- Ip Man: The Legend is Born
- Iron Angels 2
- Iron Monkey Strikes Back
- Iron Monkey, The
- Island of Death
- Isle of the Damned
- Izo
J
- Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
- Jason and the Argonauts
- Jeans Blues: No Future
- JSA
- Just Heroes
K
- Karate-Robo Zaborgar
- Kickboxer's Tears
- Kidnapped
- Kill 'Em All
- Kill, Baby, Kill
- Killer Clans
- Killer Is Still Among Us, The
- Killer Klowns From Outer Space
- Killer Must Kill Again, The
- Killer Reserved Nine Seats, The
- King Eagle
- King of the Streets, The
- Kung Fu Instructor, The
- Kung Fu: Punch of Death
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
L
- Lady Terminator
- Lake Mungo
- Last Blood, The
- Last Horror Movie, The
- Last House on Dead End Street
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Last Hurrah For Chivalry
- Last Tycoon, The
- Late Bloomer
(By Jon Jung)
- Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen
- Legendary Amazons
- Legendary Weapons of China
- Life Gamble
- Lifeforce
(By Jon Jung)
- Long Island Cannibal Massacre, The
- Love Exposure
M
- Machine Girl, The
- Mad Monkey Kung Fu
- Magnificent Ruffians, The
- Manhunt, The
- Martyrs
- Masked Avengers
- Massacre in Dinosaur Valley
- Massacre Mafia Style
- Massacre Time
- Master of Disaster
- Matrimony, The
- Mean Johnny Barrows
- Meatball Machine
- Memphis Heat
- Messiah of Evil
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Midnight Meat Train, The
- Militant Eagle
- Mission, The
- Mister Scarface
- Moonlight Sword and Jade Lion
- Mother of Tears
(By Jon Jung)
- Mother's Day
- MST3K: Brute Man, The
- MST3K: Castle of Fu Manchu, The
- MST3K: Code Name: Diamond Head
- MST3K: Fugitive Alien
- MST3K: Gamera
- MST3K: Gamera vs. Barugon
- MST3K: Gamera vs. Gaos
- MST3K: Gamera vs. Guiron
- MST3K: Gamera vs. Zigra
- MST3K: Gunslinger
- MST3K: Hamlet
- MST3K: King Dinosaur
- MST3K: Last of the Wild Horses
- MST3K: Magic Voyage of Sinbad, The
- MST3K: Manos - The Hands of Fate
- MST3K: Master Ninja 1
- MST3K: Master Ninja 2
- MST3K: Mighty Jack
- MST3K: Project Moonbase
- MST3K: Samson vs. The Vampire Women
- MST3K: Star Force - Fugitive Alien II
- MST3K: Sword and the Dragon, The
- MST3K: Time of the Apes
- MST3K: Violent Years, The
- Murder Obsession
- Muzan-E
- My Name Is Bruce
- My Wife Is A Gangster 2
- Mystery of Chess Boxing, The
- Mystics in Bali
N
- Naked Killer
- Navajo Joe
- New Barbarians, The
- New Centurions, The
- New World
- Night Call Nurses
- Night of Horror
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Night of the Demon
- Night of the Demons
- Night of the Demons 2
- Nightfall
- Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
(By Neil Mitchell)    
- Ninja Terminator
- Ninja: Fist of Fire
- No Holds Barred
- No Mercy For The Rude
- Not Suitable for Children
- Nympho Diver: G-String Festival
O
- Oblivion
- Obsession, An
- Oily Maniac, The
(By Jon Jung)
- Old Dirty Kung Fu
- Omen, The
- Once Upon a Time in China
- Once Upon a Time in China IV
- Once Upon a Time in China V
- One Armed Swordsmen
- Onibi: The Fire Within
- Opera
- Opium and the Kung Fu Master
- Outrage
P
- Painted Skin: The Resurrection
- Parents
- Peacock King
- Pedicab Driver
- Penitentiary
- Peppermint Candy
- Phantasm
- Phantom of the Opera, The
- Phenomena
- Philosophy of a Knife
- Pistol for Ringo, A
- Pit, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Pit, The
- Popatopolis
- Popcorn
- Pornostar
- Portlandia: Season 1
- Possession
- Poughkeepsie Tapes, The
- Prey, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Prime Evil
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Prince of Darkness
- Private Duty Nurses
- Prodigal Boxer, The
- Protector, The
- Protector, The (1985)
- Psycho: The Snuff Reels
Q
- Quick Draw Okatsu
R
- Race with the Devil
- Rage of the Master
- Raiders of Atlantis
- Rape! 13th Hour
- Raping!
- Raw Force
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Re-Animator
- Rebel Intruders, The
- Red Nights of the Gestapo
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Red Room 2
- Red to Kill
- Return of the Tiger
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Return to Sleepaway Camp
- Rio Conchos
- Robo Vampire
- Robotrix
- Roman
- Root of Evil
- Run and Kill
- Running On Karma
- Running Out of Time
S
- Sadako 3D
- Salem's Lot
- Samurai Princess
- Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol For A Coffin
- Satan's Cheerleaders
- Satan's Little Helper
- Saturday the 14th
(By Jon Jung)
- Save the Green Planet
- Saving General Yang
- Scalps
- School of the Holy Beast
- Schoolgirl Report 8: What Parents...
- Scorpion Thunderbolt
- Screaming Tiger, The
- Seasoning House, The
- Secret Rivals, The
- Seven Deaths in the Cats Eye
- Seven Steps of Kung Fu
- Seven Warriors
- Severed Arm, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Shanghai 13
- Shaolin Drunk Monkey
- Shaolin Drunkard
- Shaolin Mantis
- Shaolin vs. Lama
- Shaolin vs. Ninja
- She Shoots Straight
- Shinjuku Outlaws
- Slaughter Hotel
- Slaughter in Xian
- Slime City
- Slit Mouthed Woman, The
- Slumber Party Massacre II
- Slumber Party Massacre, The
- Smokey Bites the Dust
- Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin, The
- Snake of June, A
- Son of Paleface
- Sorority House Massacre
- Spasmo http://www.variedcelluloid.net/reviewsrating3.gif
- Special ID
- SPL - Sha Po Lang
- SS Girls
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- SS Hell Camp
- by Prof. Aglaophotis
- StageFright
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Steal It If You Can
- Storage 24
- Story of the Dragon
- Straight Time
- Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, The
- Stray Cat Rock: Delinquent Girl Boss
- Stray Cat Rock: Wild Jumbo
- Street Law
- Strike Commando
- Strike of the Tortured Angels
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Strippers vs. Werewolves
- Sukiyaki Western Django
- Supernatural Activity
- Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song
- Switchblade Sisters
- Sword Stained with Royal Blood
T
- Tai Chi Hero
- Tai Chi Zero
- Take a Hard Ride
- Tall Man, The
- Taste of Tea, The
- Tattooed Flower Vase
- Teke Teke
- Temple Wood: A Quest for Freedom
- Ten Tigers From Kwangtung
- Tenebre
- Terrifying Girls' Highschool: Lynch Law Classroom
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The
- The Big Doll House
- The Invincible Armor
- The Sister of Ursula
- The Taint
- The Tattoo Connection
- Thesis
- Thieves, The
- Thirst
- Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except
- Throwdown
- ... Tick... Tick... Tick...
- Tiger Cage
- Tiger Cage 2
- Tiger on the Beat 2
- To Kill a Mastermind
- Tokyo Gore Police
- Tokyo Sonata
- Toolbox Murders, The
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Tormented
- Torso
- Touch of Death
- Tourist Trap
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Trailers From Hell Vol. 2
- Trick 'R Treat
- Trick or Treat
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- True Story of a Woman in Jail: Continues
- True Story of a Woman in Jail: Sex Hell
- Two Champions of Shaolin
- Two Men in Manhattan
- Two Thousand Maniacs!
U
- Ultimate Ninja, The
V
- V/H/S
- Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl
- Vampire Lovers, The
- Vengeance
- Vengeance is Mine
- Video Violence
- Violence Jack 1-3
-
- Viral Factor, The
- Viva Django!
W
- Walking Tall
- Walking Tall Part II
- Walking Tall: Final Chapter
- Wandering Ginza Butterfly
- Wandering Ginza Butterfly: She-Cat Gambler
- War of the Gargantuas
- Warrior, The
- Watcher in the Attic
- Welcome to the Jungle
- Where the Dogs Divide Her
- White Vengeance
- Who Can Kill a Child?
- Wife to Be Sacrificed
- Wizard Of Gore
- Wizard of Gore (2007)
- Women in Cages
- Women's Camp 119
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)
- Women's Prison Massacre
- Woochi: The Demon Slayer
- Woods, The
- World of Drunken Master, The
- Wu Dang
- Wu Tang vs. Ninja
X
- Xtro
(By Neil Mitchell)
Y
- Yakuza Graveyard
- Yellow Sea, The
- Young Nurses, The
- Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only...
Z
- Zombi 3
- Zombie
(By Prof. Aglaophotis)    
- Zombie Hunter
- Zoom In: Sex Apartments
- Zoom Up: The Beaver Book Girl